Saturday, March 24, 2007

Ahhhh, What to say about Jordan Davidson?

The highly threatened individual who feels he/she must leave an epistle of excreta in their wake... I'm SO sorry that you and your precious PC are so mightily threatened by my (relatively) spare comment on Mac vs. PC ads on Kellypuffs... The matters of fact you choose to ignore are what's pointed out in the relative elegance of both the Mac (vs. the PC - I'm trying to hold your hand through the big concepts here) and that of your epistle vs. the aforementioned spare commentary.

Do try and relax, sir or madam. The surgery I mentioned is experimental as is any height or length increasing of body parts. This is my only explanation of what may leave one so insecure as to drop such a load on someone's (namely mi esposa's) blog. Maybe you could get a really large pickup truck or something as an alternative? - Camera with a long lens? - Rifle with a long barrel? - Elevator shoes? - Sock in the pants? - or maybe just stick to that whammy PC with all its powerful bits.

As far as the subject of Macs vs. PC's - Slow down, my friend - Truly just an opinion. If one controls the hardware one can make a more elegant total device. It would be difficult to master this with every Tom, Dick and - um - Jordan making hardware of all types. I think this hardware/software combination issue leads to being able to stay in the right side of the brain while using some tools (namely Macintosh in this example) as opposed to having to switch sides and piece together rational issues just to keep the tool working FOR you... (this would be my PC example - still with me JD?)

The better and worse of this situation? Try and remember: Truly just an opinion. Maybe you need to fight that whammy computer in order to create. *I* have a difficult time switching sides too often, as is frequently the case with men. Women can hover and multi-task, so maybe it's easier for them - I can only guess.

As far as the stolen commentary on quitting apps and shutdown and all... get some new material dude. And please avail yourself for your flogging - Your secrecy of identity (although if I were such an ass, I would do the same) is childish, immature, puerile, infantile, babyish; jejune, inexperienced, callow, green, unsophisticated, sophomoric, naive, foolish, and silly. (brought to you by the O.E.D. that comes with Mac OS)

2 comments:

kelly said...

aaaaaaaaah. My heartfelt thanks to my knight in shining armor. :-)

Unknown said...

Jejune? That's a "Woody Allen" word if there ever was one. :-)


Seriously, thanks for doing what I'd've done less effectively - perhaps because I do have to fight with my PC to be creative. :-)